Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
All the doctor said was why
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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