So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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