People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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