I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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