At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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