Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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