They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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