she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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