I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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