His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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what are you doing with your life
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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