His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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