I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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