dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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