No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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