I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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