i think i have herpe
just one?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it glows. i had to have it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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