Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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