Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
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If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Vodka?
Forever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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