They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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