CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dick very happy bro
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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