Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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