we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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