Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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