I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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