She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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