Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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