I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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