I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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