When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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