so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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