i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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