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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i would one night stand the shit outta him

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• (831): View more from California

  maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick

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• (585): View more from New York

  I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  it's like his dick is making a u-turn.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies

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  THE END IS NEIGH

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.

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