it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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