How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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