the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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