At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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