Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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