I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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