if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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