hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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