and my herpes radar will keep us safe
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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