Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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