return my video game
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
