awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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