I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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