I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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