sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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