Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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