i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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