Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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