How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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