Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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