My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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