I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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