Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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